LITTLE COMIC based on how I made a friend at 1 am while crawling on the ground, picking up Maybugs to save them from getting squished by cars.
PRETTY SURE I must've looked like a strange little gremlin to any onlookers passing by.
Also yes he held a bug like a CHAMP.
He passed my test. We still hang out 😂
The new TMNT movie was amazing by the way. The antagonist had horses for legs. Splinter stabbed a man in the face. There was a car chase scene in which What's Up by 4 Non Blondes played. Said song gained an emotional reprise several minutes later. The turtles sang BTS while being tortured in a lab. Alex Hirsch was in it. The final battle was won thanks to Donnie's anime expertise. Jackie Chan voiced splinter. One of the most prominent plot points was the turtles' collective fear of being milked.
wait till the tumblr girlies find out that in binary star systems sometimes one star will basically eat the other and kill them both - resulting in the most powerful thing a star could ever do in its life.
you can become the greatest reckoning in the world but it will cost you your life and your partner’s life. or do you wish to simply circuit each other until you both die - never truly touching
i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
